Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I love you)

 

2 tablespoons of cinnimon
And 2 or 3 egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melted

Stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oooh suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls (stick 'em in your mouth)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre
Suck on my balls

Hey wait a minute, what's that smell
It smells like somethings burning
Well that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I've got a sneaking suspision
Oh man baby, baby you just burned my balls
Help me, my balls are on fire
Get some ice baby, my balls are on fire
Give me some water, pour some water on me
My balls are on fire, oh my goodness, blow on them blow on them do something

Oooh suck on my chocolate salty balls (stick 'em in your mouth)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salty balls (stick 'em in your mouth)
Put 'em out baby, blow on them
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls
Come on baby, suck on my balls

 

 

Come Sail Away

 

I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin seas
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the night that's ahead of me

On board I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow
On every shore
But I'll try, oh Lord I'll try
To carry on

I look to the sea
Reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had

We lived happly forever
So the story goes
But somehow we missed out
On the pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can
To carry on

A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said, they said

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me (you guys)
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me (you guys seriously)
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me

(Kickass you guys)

I thought that they were angels
But to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship
And headed for the skies

They said come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me (you guys)
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me (everybody now)
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me (you guys seriously)
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me
(Chef) Make it funky now

(Cartman) Ay, you're screwing up my song
Ay, what's goin' on

(Chef) Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me (get jiggy with it)
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me
(Cartman)No no no no no, like this, rock it

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me (you guys come with me)
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me (you guys seriously)
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with seriously you guys with me you guys
Come sail away with me you guys seriously
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me you guys seriously
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me you guys seriously

 

Kenny's Dead

 

This is Master P
I'm down here in South Park
I just put a million dollar reward up
For any information or anybody who know who killed Kenny
Ya heard?

(Kenny's Dead) We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(Kenny's Dead)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight

Kenny started messin' up, hangin' with the thugs
Cutting class, in the fast section, exctasy weed and drugs
And I guess that's how it is, when the ghetto got you trapped
But Kenny ain't scared, he seen his pops get his neck snapped
People lie and they cheat, on South Park streets
Where the hoes chill and everybody run from the police
But what I liked about Kenny, he wasn't no crip or no blood
And he mumbled when he talked, but he loved that bud

(Kenny's Dead)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(Kenny's Dead)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight

Alot of hopeless nights chasin' nickels and dimes
Kenny rode the yellow bus to school, but at night, he did crimes
Two eleven, one eighty seven, it's like a hobby
Kenny slowed his roll, he did three years for a robbery
Some say Kenny was the poorest kid on the street
But picture this, Kenny with about ten g's and a couple of keys
Huh, servin' the dope fiends, standin' on the corner
Moved and worked from New Orleans to Arizona
But it was a trip, Kenny always wondered how he would die
Would it be a car crash, a plane, a gun, or suicide
He knew one day that the rats would come
But he didn't know they was gonna scream "'bout it 'bout it"
And hit him with a shotgun

(Kenny's Dead)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(Kenny's Dead)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(Kenny's Dead)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight

(In background while Master P is talking:
(Kenny's Dead)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(Kenny's Dead)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight
(That's what I said)
We got to ride tonight
My little homey Kenny died tonight)

Alot of wasted deaths, alot of senseless crime
But everybody think about what you do out there, because uh
Judgment day is for everybody
Just remember that, uh, we can't take none of this wit' us
And it's real out here on these streets
I'd love to live like Kenny
Huh, died, these days, ain't no comin' back
Ya heard me?
Hombre, Master P, No Limit
To the world, baby
Don't get no realer than this

 

 

Nowhere to Run (Vapour Trail)

 

Suck that shit, you know what I'm sayin'?
I'm a give a shout out to my niggas
I ain't givin' a shout out to no fucker, nobody, fuck that
Big Baby Jesus in the mother fucking house
Know what I'm sayin'?
Unh, fuck it
Unh, come on
Unh, unh

Unh, come on
I don't walk, I stalk, livin' foul like pork
Shuttin' down underground streets of New York
Hawk is what them niggas call me, 'cause they all be
Suckin' my dick and on my mother fucking balls, G
I know the half, so I laugh wit' 'em
Blood bath went I let the fuckin' rap hit 'em
Full clip, but only half did 'em
That's all it took, another crook
Taken out over a dirty look
I bag game with niggas I leave shot dead
You're not taking a fuckin thing from me but hot lead
You know my style faggit, 'cause I'm always schemin'
In jail, niggas holdin' a sink screamin'
Police, but you got no peace
Yo, was that you big man, and alot mo' grease
All I gets is pounds, you ain't want none of this
Back streets are like track meets 'cause I be runnin' this

Ain't nowhere to run ('cause I be runnin' this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (come on)
Ain't nowhere to go ('cause I be runnin' this)
Reaper saved your soul (come on)

Surrounded by the colors, I see crimson, black and blue (come on)
Locking open doors again, I'm still afraid of you (straight up, mother fucker)
Light to dark, then light again, I always thought I knew (come on)
Young to old and young again, what's left for me to do? (straight up)
Sister of the universe, selecting me in time (come on)
I'm falling down upon the earth, and singing truth in rhyme (come on)
If I was a rolling stone, I'd roll until I'm through (come on)
And if I was a garden I would bloom in black for you (Dirt Dog in the fuckin' house)

Ain't nowhere to run ('cause I be runnin' this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (come on)
Ain't nowhere to go ('cause I be runnin' this)
Reaper saved your soul (come on)

Ahhhh, yi yi yi yi (come on)

Ain't nowhere to run ('cause I be runnin' this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (come on)
Ain't nowhere to go ('cause I be runnin' this)
Reaper saved your soul (come on)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What you mother fuckers invented
Is the craziest nigga that ever been invented
ha ha ha ha ha
Most know, don't front on Ol' Dity Bastard
ha ha ha ha
I call on Jesus
There's no obstacles that you have to jump
There's no walls that you have to climb
This is real, this is elementary dear
Elementary, Watson, Elementary
ahhhhh
I ain't no picture on your fuckin' wall, necklace wearin' bitch
You don't want this money till it's rich
Buy my album, coded by Dirty, set you free
Go against the grain, I got the p
I know you don't recognize me now
I done cocooned
How many lightening bolts do it take to light up a fuckin' moon?
Brothers, people, you'd better get the fuck up off of me
We don't need it, it gets more ugly
Fools tryin' to bust their ass
Tryin' to get away from me when I said my real name
I call myself in the bitch butthole
All the same, all the same, all the same

Ain't nowhere to run ('cause I be runnin' this)
Ain't nowhere to hide (come on)
Ain't nowhere to go ('cause I be runnin' this)
Reaper saved your soul (come on)

ahhh yi yi yi yi What, mother fucker?
Don't try to psychology my shit, mother fucker
'cause you'll never psychology it, mother fucker
Never, never, never, mother fucker, never